I HAVE SUCH EXCITING NEWS.
Well, you probably won't think that its exciting. I mean, I do. I think its very exciting. But...honestly, it will probably not change your daily lives one way or the other.
Anyway. I get to work stir fry on Mondays now tooooo! Yay! No more dishroom. It's all stir fry all the time. Awww yeeeeah.
But, there is a downside to my exciting news.
They're back, you guys.
The football players. They're back at my job and everything about my life is stupid now.
Also I keep running out of stuff thanks to their insatiable appetite. And, see, that wouldn't be a problem if they were cool about it. But they're all like, "are you sure you don't have more?"
And I'm like, "Yes I'm sure. If I had more I would be serving you them and not telling you this."
And then they always say, "do you have more in the back?"
Why is it that people think the back of my dining hall is some sort of magical land of milk and honey where there are shrimps and noodles for all? The streets are not paved with rice. The water fountains don't flow with general tso's sauce. Erugh. Can you imagine that? That would be so gross. It would get all gunked up and it wouldn't flow it would just kind of gloop out. That's the sound it would make too. Gloop, gloop gloop.
Yuuuuuuck.
But no, it's actually kind of awesome because if I run out of noodles or something they all act like I took the entire pan of noodles and ate them all specifically so there would be none left for the football team. They just look at me with these horribly sad expressions that say "why, stir fry girl? why would you hurt us in this way?"
BECAUSE ITS FUN YOU LOSERS!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
I had to, like, be physically restrained from telling them "noodles are for winners" after they lost their game last week. In hindsight, it was probably good that I did not say that.
They would likely try to beat me up. And I'm pretty sure they'd win. I mean, I talk big but I am not physically gifted in areas of strength, speed or anything else useful.
Anyway.
School is happening. It is a thing I am dealing with.
And by dealing I mean putting in the minimum amount of effort to not fail. So, that's a thing that is happening.
I've also done like a minimum amount of homework, like, at my home. I do it during other classes. Because I am trash who does not listen during lectures.
I'm sorry! They're so boring! And paying attention is so stupid!
I'm in class right now, like, writing this. I figure that it's better than my usual practice of typing curse words over and over and then turning them rainbow colors.
I also have a really bad habit of doing things like texting people or playing stupid games on my iPhone.
Speaking of my iphone, my iphone is broken.
Like, the screen is completely shattered. It keeps cutting my fingers and/or ears. Of course I still use it because I am addicted to technology.
In other sad news, my sister left the country.
She's in England now, with all the tea and crumpets a person could wish for. No, but I took the day off of work and classes on Monday so I could escort her there along with my family.
It was a bad choice. I failed to account for the fact that I am a really unattractive crier. Like, there's way too much snot involved. Also a lot of Darth Vader-esque gasping. I do not cry pretty. But I do cry really enthusiastically, I guess?
Luckily, crying isn't a thing I do a whole lot. Usually only when I get mad, I don't get mad very often, but when I do there is lots of yelling and lots of tears. But I really like my sister and the fact that she drives me around! I am going to miss her and her car very much. So I got sad. And I cried. Like an idiot.
I feel like the greater Indianapolis area is judging me.
But I'm hoping to visit England at some point during this year. See my sister. Be a horrible American tourist. You know, all fun things.
But before that I have to get a passport.
And then fly on a plane. I hate planes. They are big, flying death-boxes...uh, coffins. They're called coffins.
And I, as a person who is alive and junk, am generally not a fan of being in coffins. So, you know. Pros and cons.
Ugh, I should go. My professor is bitch-facing at me. I think he knows that I am paying the opposite of attention.
Okay...I will keep you updated as to the status of the football players and my stir fry escapades. You know. The important things.
Later.
